Recently I read this quasi-humorous quasi-serious satirical take on the evangelical Christian approach to spiritual life:

You Might Be Evangelical If …

While I chuckled at the items on the list, and nodded along in understanding with many of them, one item in particular stood out:

You might be evangelical if …

7. … you tell God what to do when you pray. This becomes clearest when you attend a non-evangelical service and the Episcopal priest, say, begins, “We pray for the worldwide church, Lord,” and you wait to hear what he will pray about the worldwide church but instead he moves on. “We pray for our bishop, George,” and while you wait to hear about George’s great needs, he moves forward: “We pray for the sick in our midst: Helen, Steve, Raven…” For the evangelical, by contrast, it is a point of pride to intuit God’s desire: “We just pray that you will give Steve strength as he heals. We ask, Lord, that you knit those broken bones together and help him keep his wound clean beneath the cast. And Lord, for his mother, as she juggles nursing her son now with her job down at the post office, and her grocery shopping every Monday, we just ask that you give her extra strength in her body and love in her heart and gas in the tank of her Crown Victoria.”

How true! In my evangelical past I have certainly thought that this was the only right way to pray - that nonspecific general prayers were feeble and weak, and that a sign of a mature Christian who asks for prayer requests is to ask for all the minute details of each prayer “target”.

A friend of ours recently summarized this approach with the following analogy : prayer is like guiding a spiritual missile, so if you want highly targeted results your prayers better provide precise and accurate data. If you provide only fuzzy nonspecific prayers, you will get fuzzy nonspecific results.

YUCK!

I recoil in shocked revulsion at analogies like this - prayer is not a weapon, it is a life-giving conversation with the almighty. Prayer is not a computing machine that receives targeting data and allocates spiritual forces accordingly. And, most disturbing of all, prayer is NOT SOMETHING WHOSE RESULTS WE HAVE ANY CONTROL OVER.

Prayer is not about us and what we say or even how we say it - prayer is about God, and what He discerns in our hearts as we relate our concerns to Him.

Prayer is what drew me to Jesus in the first place. It is a God-life nexus that is so precious that Jesus had to die and rise from the grave to make the relationship possible. I refuse to treat such a precious relationship as a machinistic power to be controlled and manipulated and “targeted”.

All this to say, I used to pray like the satirized example above. I used to think similarly, that I needed to know ALL the facts of the situation, including NAMES, DATES, and exact TIMES of upcoming situations that needed to be prayed for, that I needed to know EXACTLY what God needed to be asked to do, and how it should be done, BEFORE I could pray for said person or event.

I am now realizing just how much freedom and immense power there is in praying with reckless simplicity. Instead of trying to know all the details, trying to divine God’s will for the prayer “target” that is, I would like to simply pray with full trust and faith in knowing God and full security in not knowing the details.

I am setting msyelf a challenge - the next time someone asks me to pray for someone or something, I will not press them for more details. If they start giving me a lot of detail, I will politely ask them to stop. I will challenge myself to ask this question in my heart: “what is it about this prayer that I really need to know in order to bring it before my God?” I will challenge myself to know only what I really need to know, and trust God with all the other details, juicy and desirable though they may be.

I will even challenge myself to do this next step : I don’t even want to know how things turned out. I won’t ask leading questions to ask people for information on how I can monitor the effectiveness of my prayers.

I just want to pray. Simply. I want to bring the prayers to God in full trust and full faith, recklessly simple.

Perhaps I will even reach a point where nobody has to ask me specifically to pray for them - perhaps God will teach me through this something about being prayerfully aware of His presence at all times in all conversations and circumstances, without needing to know DETAILS.

I think it makes for a much simpler and fuller faith life really - does not Jesus himself give us the simplest of templates for prayer, and specifically caution against our tendency to want to fill in all the details?

When you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they may be seen by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you.

And when you are praying, do not use meaningless repetition as the Gentiles do, for they suppose that they will be heard for their many words. So do not be like them; for your Father knows what you need before you ask Him.